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Don't ruin custard for me.So, turns out standing around drinking martinis and plonking on like a champion at a sci-fi convention isn’t necessarily compatible with peak wr…
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On the road.Hi. It me. JB. I’m in transit to Canberra today and had thought it would be a jolly jape to write the column on the move. An hour in the securit…
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Of all the shittiest, most disingenuous rhetorical askhole gambits in desperate need of some serious shut-the-fuck-up, “I’m just asking questions,” or…
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Sorry, no jokes today.
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There are no jokes to be made about an old lady dying. Unless you’re Irish. Okay. Fine. But at least not for a couple of days. Damn it. I’m starting to…
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“A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.”- Everett Dirksen, maybe. US Senate Minority Leader. January 3, 1959…
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Shots fired.This ABC story of two people who quit working for climate change deniers (Woodside and News Corp) is engaging but more interesting to me is that…
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Is it too much to hope that Lachlan Murdoch might go swirling down the giant novelty defamation toilet with Ben Roberts-Smith and Christian Porter? This…
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