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… Or maybe he’s just a fool, coddled in his ignorance by devious courtiers and manipulative vassals. But this continuing insistence that nobody whispered so much as a single word in his head hole about Brittany Higgins’ rape is beginning to strain not just credulity, but the act…
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The longer the government dissembles, obfuscates and straight up lies like a motherfucker about the rape of Brittany Higgins, the more confused the sto…
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Feb 19Comment 17Share
No, it didn’t. But are we having fun yet? Prolly not if you’re one of the gumbies who treats bedtime stories like the Herald’s steaming pile of bovine …
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Feb 5Comment 7Share
This biggest, weirdest news story this week was GameStop. Right here, in the second sentence of this column, is where I would normally boil the crazy d…
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Jan 29Comment 3Share
Violence is not a show of strength. It is not a demonstration of power. Violence is what happens in the absence of power. When Donald Trump sent thousa…
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Jan 22Comment 10Share
In a news week chock full of the Orange God King’s batwinged MAGA monkeys sweeping down from blood red skies full of robot dinosaurs to snatch away the…
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Jan 15Comment 6Share
The rains have come. Lobster is cheap. And soon, very soon, Donald Trump will be dragged by his swollen, gouty ankles from the Oval Office and dropped …
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Dec 18, 2020Comment 29Share
Sorrow is a lake, fathomless and wide, but grief is always a cascade. It roars. It sweeps all before it. Grief ever threatens to carry us under. This w…
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Dec 11, 2020Comment 33Share
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