
Alien Sideboob
The column they wouldn't let me write for you.
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Not today Robot SatanAbout six or seven years ago, after a falling out with my local publishing company, I found myself caught in a financial trap so severe that I was willing to do almost anything for a buck. How desperate was I? I wrote anonymous blog copy for a US content mill. Ten or twelve bucks…