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About six or seven years ago, after a falling out with my local publishing company, I found myself caught in a financial trap so severe that I was willing to do almost anything for a buck. How desperate was I? I wrote anonymous blog copy for a US content mill. Ten or twelve bucks…
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I ruined the last Australia Day BBQ I was invited to. It was some time ago. A suburban numptydad was foolish enough to express his naively-held opinion…
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Dear Heart to Heart, I am writing to you in desperation, seeking advice on how to handle my feelings about a woman Prime Minister of New Zealand with…
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The Sideb00b Reading Club.
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Congratulations on taking this pamphlet, and double-plus congratulations on reading it! You are indeed the one per cent of the one per cent…
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I thought, “Fuck those guys. I’m not writing anything today.” But then I had thoughts, and I had feelings, and I have nobody to share them with, so here…
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Merry pinkmeat festivus.My lamest Christmas I had in a share house, naturally, in the scrappy half-arsed rainforest hanging off the back end of Mt Cootha, west of Brisb…
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Stalled on the information superhighway.Remember that? The information superhighway? Grand ribbons of concrete carrying our ones and zeroes all over the world in tiny digital pickup tr…
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