Election guessing, wish fulfilment and JB’s feelsI had an invite the other day to what should be a really kickin’ party, election night in Sydney, with a hard-hitting crew of top shelf degenera…
Flopdick empire.I think Margaret Simons is getting ahead of herself pre-calling out News Corp’s impotence in this Ninefax essay. All media outlets are guilty at…
He was so friendly at first. A warm smile, a generous wave. Take any table you want. We were out early, looking for breakfast in Melbourne, having hit…
On the road.I’m travelling today - in beautiful Dickensian Melbourne and there ain’t no way your boy is getting four or five hours of writing time, so I’ll …
Lets not give Chris Uhlmann a freebieFinally, a shit show that wasn’t Morrison’s fault. He’s proven himself incapable of holding a hose, ordering vaccines, or cock-blocking Xi Jinpi…
Election shocker: Donald Duck pantsless shower scene scandal.You're probably a very intelligent person, but you feel like you live in a breathtakingly stupid world. Yes? And during elections the stupid pil…
Thirty-five airfields is a whole lotta airfields to build when you’re the Solomon Islands and you’ve only got half a dozen planes to fly out of them. It…
Ms Rona isn’t known for doing anybody a solid, but she might’ve slipped Albo a free one after he did himself no favours forgetting to rememberize his…
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