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Aug 12, 2021Liked by John Birmingham

The Sky News act of legerdemain in causing evidence of mendacious skuttlebut to disappear quicker than a budget emergency, it has been hailed as another miracle on the road to Alan Jones sainthood. Even Cardinal Laws sent congratulations to the Fidei Defensatrix, the King James IV version of course, on such a feat.

His listening and viewing audience has been swelled by hundreds of QAnon believers who now know it is absolute proof that the kiddies fondlers and canibalistic baby eaters of the Deep State. shape shifting lizards are walking among us and thus impinging on their first ammendment right by proving to the whole world that a huge percentage of the worlds deaf, dumb, blind and stupid people are living in the home of the free.

His ascension to the Divine Right of Shock Jocks has pleased the Dark Lord himself in that the whole affair has sent the ratings of Sly News and his omnipresent mast heads to stratospheric hights. This has been a god sent to all his B List shareholder dividends. Lachland has been taking notes for future use in his titanic struggle with the rabid radical left.

Andrew Bolt has been commiserating with Greg Sheridan on the injustice of the Perfectly, Peerles, Paragon of objective journalism being thwarted by a johnny com lately into the News Corp hegemony of absolute dominance. The poor misguided fools at You Tube don't realise the shit, pun intended, storm of revenge that is comming their way.

The senate inquisition of Paul Whittaker will surely be holding his feet to the fire as his haughty disdain for those senators who were only elected with his benevolence go through the motions to satisfy their own hubris. Expect a Kevin Rudd and Malcolm Turncoat diatribe on You Tube tonight. Paul is well verse in media hearings, when he wants to relax of an evening he watches a tape of Rupert, Reebekka, Morgan, in Morgan's case it was an appeareance at the amnesia assizes because he could not remember being shown how to hack a phone, and the other members of the cabal of the gutter press as they are subjected to intense interrogation at the Leveson farce.

The rumours at Cloud Nine HQ is that Alan has taken Trumps advice and had a bleach suppository.

Andrew will have to change tack and revert to his old hobby horse of racially abusing various minorities whilst he frantically tries to cancel his order for a million doses of hydroxychloroquine from Amazon.

Face masks are being issued at HQ so as to hide the chagrin of the leading lights of Pulitzer Prize hopefuls. They are dreading a phone call from the dirty digger to express his opprobrium at his austral peons for lowering his dickensian standards of equitable journalism but slipping in the code word for well done boys.

The After Dark neo fascists have been told to restrain from labeling those to the left of Mitch Mcconnel as communist running dogs, Marxist ultra far left stooges, the Castro cabal, Putin's poodles and Corbyn cronies. This is in case those at ACMA have to dust off their keyboards and order in a new bunch of wet lettuce to administer a draconian punishment.

I have to go now because the voice in my head tells me that the thought police are on their way and I have to revert to my lizard form.

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I love that the disappearance follows shortly on the heels of their claims of 'censorship' for having videos that were a bit too lie-ey taken off a media channel.

Hang on, isn't Sky News is an actual media channel itself?

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