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A little over six months ago I wrote a column that wasn’t published. I filed it, but somebody on the bridge of the Fairfax Deathstar got hold of the pre-release copy and squirted a tiny stream of hot panic pee into their executive underpants.

Six months ago, you may recall, Scott Morrison was secretly packing for his vacation in Hawaii and refusing to ta…

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