A good year for Slytherin.

This biggest, weirdest news story this week was GameStop. Right here, in the second sentence of this column, is where I would normally boil the crazy down to a delicious jus so that you might sip at a bare minimal understanding of what the fuck is going on. Something like the ABC headline that originally read “GAMESTOP STOCK HAS SURGED THANKS TO DEGENER…

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