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Clean up on aisle 5.

Clean up on aisle 5.

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John Birmingham
Feb 23, 2024
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We shall borrow from Oscar Wilde in contemplating the fall of Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci from the top shelf at S.P.E.C.T.R.E. (the Secretive Plunderers and Extortionists of the Consumer Trade in Retail Edibles).

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”

But Brad was special. (A run-out special as it happens). Not just for agre…

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