Concern trolls in pope hats

Man, I really thought it would be the Chinese or the Russians or even perfidious fucking Albion who reamed us on the superflu vaccine. Who’d a thunk that a bunch of concern trolls in pope hats from Pedophiles-R-Us would nail that particular cat to the mizzenmast?

But here we are.

The Darwin Award-winning leaders in this case were three maximum wizards fr…