Man, I really thought it would be the Chinese or the Russians or even perfidious fucking Albion who reamed us on the superflu vaccine. Who’d a thunk that a bunch of concern trolls in pope hats from Pedophiles-R-Us would nail that particular cat to the mizzenmast?
But here we are.
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