He is an Ex-Parrot
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Hi, it’s me again. I simply couldn’t let this week’s happy news go past without taking a moment to stop and smell the schadenfreude. The Parrot is no more. He has shuffled off this mortal coil, or at least departed the airwaves.
After all the flattery and sucking up that followed Alan Jones announcing his retirement from radio I thought somebody should …