Jab Day

I’ll be heading out to get my first COVID shot in a couple of hours, a hit of Astra-Zeneca from my GP. I’m in Brisbane, so I’ll have the freedom to ditz around a little while I’m out – unlike friends and readers down in Melbourne, who’ve had it up to here with all the happy “You got this, Melbo” bullshit affirmations.

No, what Melbo got was fucked in the…