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My apologies, Mr Premier

My apologies, Mr Premier

An open letter to David Crisafulli

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Jun 06, 2025
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I’m sorry, David. I know we haven’t corresponded much since you got into government, and frankly, that’s my fault. I was so distracted by the lurid incompetence and occasional light criminality at the fringes of the previous administration that when you arrived in office, I merely shrugged and thought, okay, that’s fine, I suppose. The oceans are boilin…

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