*Shakes fist* "Rockyyyyy"

Hello. This is Rocky.

Rocky is not my dog. I’m not sure who’s dog Rocky is. He has a tag but he also has so much chaotic energy I wasn’t able to read it.

So, Rocky and I had an adventure this morning when I found him wandering the street, finally culminating in delivery to the local vet, who was able to read his microchip and contact his people.

Rocky is n…