Yes, I'm back. Get used to it.
You’ll be sick of the sight of me before next Friday. Sorry about that, but grifters gotta grift.
At least you can dodge the worst of it by grabbing a free copy of the procrastination book. That’s what we’re calling it now because the actual SEO-optimised title is too long and too stupid to contemplate.
If you missed yesterday’s email, I’m still not ready…