While I agree with your proposal, I think you'll only need to eat one billionaire (publicly, and of your choosing), because afterwards, there will be no billionaires, merely very generous philanthropists.
And it is true that most of this class of persons about which you write are enormously-girthèd with flanks of extreme size - and sweetbreads and such within the corpulent personages which could indeed well-satisfy many persons of the lesser orders! I am well persuaded JB by your arguments that it is a plan which must verily, forsooth, be acted upon ASAP.
I am reminded of the old Comic Book film Eat the Rich. Surely it would be more fun to hunt them in gaming preserves before any feast? Is Clive Palmer a billionaire yet? We could feed a nation on his carcass.
I fear all that running and hiding would cause them to lose too much of the expensively acquired marbling, the likes of which adds to the sumptuousness of their ample rumps.
I thought this treatise was more in the manner of John Adams; a very erudite man and a staunch patriot, who accompanied Thomas Jefferson and others to England to argue for America’s freedom from the tyranny of common workers paying taxes to fatten the beneficiaries of a far off Imperial government, while being denied any benefits (not even a franchise) in return.
It has always astounded me that the uber-rich can't see that their exponential gobbling of all the wealth will finally result in another kind of gobbling they will not enjoy so much: their being eaten. Silly billies!
Do a reading of this as part of Grubstack! Modest proposal title… eat the rich: how to serve a billionaire. Email grubstack@substackinc.com and will send u all the guff.
While I agree with your proposal, I think you'll only need to eat one billionaire (publicly, and of your choosing), because afterwards, there will be no billionaires, merely very generous philanthropists.
And it is true that most of this class of persons about which you write are enormously-girthèd with flanks of extreme size - and sweetbreads and such within the corpulent personages which could indeed well-satisfy many persons of the lesser orders! I am well persuaded JB by your arguments that it is a plan which must verily, forsooth, be acted upon ASAP.
Henceforth, when anyone mentions the weighty pages of our tax code, I shall immediately declaim "it's a cookbook!" and laugh uproariously...
I was going to make a pun but Barnes was too Swift. Given their nature, I feel this could be useful. https://www.emuridge.com.au/shop/1355/
How could you refuse a Palmer topped with cheese sauce with beer battered chips?
Chicken Palmer-Gina with a side of Bezos-battered fries
Bwahaha!
Gold!!!
I am reminded of the old Comic Book film Eat the Rich. Surely it would be more fun to hunt them in gaming preserves before any feast? Is Clive Palmer a billionaire yet? We could feed a nation on his carcass.
I fear all that running and hiding would cause them to lose too much of the expensively acquired marbling, the likes of which adds to the sumptuousness of their ample rumps.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of an obscene fortune, must be in want of a knife."
To that person's gut?
At what point does it become OK for other nation states just to shoot these billionaire cunts in the head?
Whatever you do make sure you strip out their opinions & rinse thoroughly to avoid the taint of bile
JB, Douglas Adam's has shown us the way here, old sport.
The Golgafrincham Ark B for Billionaires is the way you go on this one 👍
I thought this treatise was more in the manner of John Adams; a very erudite man and a staunch patriot, who accompanied Thomas Jefferson and others to England to argue for America’s freedom from the tyranny of common workers paying taxes to fatten the beneficiaries of a far off Imperial government, while being denied any benefits (not even a franchise) in return.
Motorhead could provide the background music for the feast, "C'mon Baby Eat The Rich".
Yeah-naah, I don't know. While I really like the idea, I wonder how the taste of sulphur can be eliminated. Slow cooking for 24 hours? Pickling?
It has always astounded me that the uber-rich can't see that their exponential gobbling of all the wealth will finally result in another kind of gobbling they will not enjoy so much: their being eaten. Silly billies!
Absolutely JB! We'd actually only need to eat one or two and the rest would very quickly get with the programme I feel....
Do a reading of this as part of Grubstack! Modest proposal title… eat the rich: how to serve a billionaire. Email grubstack@substackinc.com and will send u all the guff.
Or put more succinctly "Eat the rich"
Eat the Rich!