I’m sorry that you have Covid-19 emopression but damn it, you selfish reader, please do remember that Rupert Murdoch didn’t get a birthday party this year and unless the secret cryogenic lab comes online at Holt Street soon, he may not have many left. The snags were all lined up on the barbie at his $40M vineyard in Bel Air, too; the beer chilling in the last few chunks of ancient Greenland pack ice choppered in directly from the Arctic’s increasingly slushy frozen heart. A jaunty Kevin Rudd piñata had been lowered into easy reach and pre-beaten by expert Kendo masters to ensure the wizened old Sith Lord was not inconvenienced by having to repeatedly whack away at the effigy like some vulgar tabloid editor.
Brilliant stuff so glad to read something like this when living down in Plaguetown and much of the media is Murdock press. My only comment on the newspaper piece above is in the headline 'MAY"? Also, I feel bad that I have wished Rupert Murdock would catch COVID-19, and Trump as well, does that make me a terrible person?
Brilliant stuff so glad to read something like this when living down in Plaguetown and much of the media is Murdock press. My only comment on the newspaper piece above is in the headline 'MAY"? Also, I feel bad that I have wished Rupert Murdock would catch COVID-19, and Trump as well, does that make me a terrible person?
True, depressing...feeling the rage-Time for an angry gin.
But Rup knows that even if a billion people die, he still has another 6 billion to exploit.