An unprecedented and highly excitable proposal!

**Subject:** Urgent Assistance Needed for Revolutionary Nuclear Power Proposal

Dear Esteemed Australian,

I hope this message finds you well. My name is Prince D’ttonu, and I am a prince of the very royal family in Nigeria. I am writing to you with an unprecedented and highly excitable proposal that you should not tell anybody about because it is so good everybody will want to revolutionize your nation's energy sector and provide you with free power if they find out.

As you may have heard, your future government is embarking upon a very bold project to construct nuclear power plants for everyone all across Australia. Your future government will significantly reduce your reliance on the sun, which is so often hidden these days behind giant windmills designed to kill all the birds for climate change.

Unfortunately, due to the recent political instability in my country, I need your assistance to move $500 billion out of Nigeria and into this very exciting and not made-up project in your very lucky country.

This $500 billion, which I am assured by my advisors, will be enough for you to have your very own small modular nuclear reactor. The money is currently somewhere I cannot tell you, but I can assure you that I need a trustworthy foreign partner to help me transfer the funds.

However, due to the highly sensitive nature of this project and the opposition we face from solar billionaires with their billions of dollars, we require the assistance of trusted individuals like yourself to ensure our success.

To facilitate the initial phase of this project to deliver cheap, free energy that will not hurt the climate, we must invest in a new generation of technologies that made Fukushima and Chernobyl so famous as much-photographed wildlife sanctuaries with so many new and interesting creatures in them.

My friends! I do not need to secure AUD $500 billion to cover the initial costs of our bold and ambitious plan because I am a Prince of Nigeria, but can you and your children say the same thing? Can you afford not to secure AUD $500 billion for their future?

In return for your support, you will receive a generous interest going forward in the exciting nuclear synergies that will be with us for thousands of years to come.

To get in on the ground floor of this groundbreaking initiative, we request a modest contribution of AUD $1,000, which is much less than the final AUD $500 billion cost of this proposal, which my advisors assure me will be much, much more when it is finished.

I, Prince D’ttonu, will use your contribution to expedite the necessary approvals to begin the process of changing the future. Please transfer the funds to the account details provided at your earliest convenience. Please do not miss this unique opportunity to be part of your nuclear energy future. Respond urgently to confirm your participation and receive further instructions.

Yours faithfully,

HRH Prince D’ttonu

The Nigerian Royal Family

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**Disclaimer:** This email is intended for individuals who recognize the urgent need for Australia to transition to nuclear power. If you have received this email in error, please disregard it and do not disclose its contents unless you wish to share them with your family members who have $1,000 to invest in the future.