(Oh, and if you succeed in scoring the 10% / millions / freebies off a government, any government, a coded message on how-to would be much appreciated. I can't seem to even get a Medicare rebate for seeing a very exy hand specialist).
Has Stuart Robert ever been involved in anything during his parliamentary career that wasn't at least a bit whiffy? With Robodebt, watches, internet bills, suss lobbying etc etc the list of his naughtiness keeps growing. He'll be getting a lump of coal from Santa this year, and probably bring it into parliament just like his bestie. When I look through the "achievements" of so many of those in the previous government the words of that famous philosopher, Johnny Rotten, often come to mind. “Ever Get the Feeling You've Been Cheated?”
My childhood dream of becoming a Psephologists when I left school, has been shattered since the recent term of the Liberal, Star Chamber, government. The rampant crimes and blatant acts of corruption by this gang of Duttonesque wealthy and perfidious swarm of unctuous brigands have made me realise that conflating, collating, averaging and extrapolating the maze of preferential voting numbers, has opened my mince pies to the fact that I may be charged with consorting with a criminal cabal of nationwide proportions.
I don't want the feds kicking my door in at four in the morn, being clubbed to the ground, having a sack thrown over my head, then being bundled into a black van. My research, it's a speciality of us Pso's, as we call ourselves, has revealed that these abominations of thieving and grand larceny are on a national and international scale, but they are classified as rules in Canberra, not laws! Even more, these rules are made by the very same people who break them, then they are investigated by a committee of their peers. I guess they got this idea from that real estate mogul, who was able to buy lots of properties on a coppers wage. He may have posited the idea to the other gang members that coppers can investigate themselves, so why can't we lawmakers? I recall a piece of graffiti on a toilet wall in QLD that said, in this state, the police are the crime.
So doing business with an Indian International Corporation such as Infosys is very sus, in a country lower on the corrupt index than many third and fourth-world countries would arouse some suspicion. The only other Indian multinational corporation that I know of is a coal king called Adani. He seems to fit the typical Indian business model.
I don't think that Stewie will see any jail time, you won't even see him picking up garbage on the side of the road, with some other unfortunates.
He may even qualify for the Angus Taylor award for how to get away with lots of things.
Fortunately, I have no money worries, I'm already on my third million, I gave up on the first two.
I know what you need! You need to make up a song to the tune of "You are My Sunshine". I've done it twice today and it really helps! "Stuart Robert" and "Angus Taylor" do very well for opening lines.
"Angus Taylor/Thinks he's in clover" - fair half rhyme there but it's a bit ugh. Sorry.
"Stuart Robert/Go straight to jail/Do not pass go" etc.
I% of your 10% with that SR chappie's assistance would satisfy me - I'm not greedy (not that he WOULD be doing anything to help us - nor is it suggested that he has EVER done anything for anyone else - it's merely that the stars lined up - right?)! I'm glad you watched Q&A - Stan (it's all bout me) Grant and that kind of rorter SR have turned me off the program. I'm watching my blood pressure! It's okay so far - but I want to keep it on even keel!
When I tuned in to the live show by mistake for five minutes, SR was rabbiting and drivelling on, not so much denying as declining responsibility for the indefensible and shameful things that happened under his... non-watch? He was failing to answer the question a la the Scomo govt ministerial standard for the ABC (especially if it involved a woman journalist) pre-COVID. COVID was good for something after all!
I'm going to say ScomoGuv from now on because Scomo really was The Guv.
Seems Niki Savva is Ma'am for the week at least, heading into this Victorian election weekend.
What more in the name of god does it take to get this brazen slithery slimy little sociopath weasel? Have always found Stuart Robert even more loathsome than Morrison - which is really saying something (sure, Scotty's smugness is universally repugnant but he's also a bonafide nutter).
It's too perfect Stuart being Nosferatu's doppelganger and is more banal than uncanny; the blood-sucking incorrigible little creep.
Send him to the NACCery, stat!
(Oh, and if you succeed in scoring the 10% / millions / freebies off a government, any government, a coded message on how-to would be much appreciated. I can't seem to even get a Medicare rebate for seeing a very exy hand specialist).
Has Stuart Robert ever been involved in anything during his parliamentary career that wasn't at least a bit whiffy? With Robodebt, watches, internet bills, suss lobbying etc etc the list of his naughtiness keeps growing. He'll be getting a lump of coal from Santa this year, and probably bring it into parliament just like his bestie. When I look through the "achievements" of so many of those in the previous government the words of that famous philosopher, Johnny Rotten, often come to mind. “Ever Get the Feeling You've Been Cheated?”
My childhood dream of becoming a Psephologists when I left school, has been shattered since the recent term of the Liberal, Star Chamber, government. The rampant crimes and blatant acts of corruption by this gang of Duttonesque wealthy and perfidious swarm of unctuous brigands have made me realise that conflating, collating, averaging and extrapolating the maze of preferential voting numbers, has opened my mince pies to the fact that I may be charged with consorting with a criminal cabal of nationwide proportions.
I don't want the feds kicking my door in at four in the morn, being clubbed to the ground, having a sack thrown over my head, then being bundled into a black van. My research, it's a speciality of us Pso's, as we call ourselves, has revealed that these abominations of thieving and grand larceny are on a national and international scale, but they are classified as rules in Canberra, not laws! Even more, these rules are made by the very same people who break them, then they are investigated by a committee of their peers. I guess they got this idea from that real estate mogul, who was able to buy lots of properties on a coppers wage. He may have posited the idea to the other gang members that coppers can investigate themselves, so why can't we lawmakers? I recall a piece of graffiti on a toilet wall in QLD that said, in this state, the police are the crime.
So doing business with an Indian International Corporation such as Infosys is very sus, in a country lower on the corrupt index than many third and fourth-world countries would arouse some suspicion. The only other Indian multinational corporation that I know of is a coal king called Adani. He seems to fit the typical Indian business model.
I don't think that Stewie will see any jail time, you won't even see him picking up garbage on the side of the road, with some other unfortunates.
He may even qualify for the Angus Taylor award for how to get away with lots of things.
Fortunately, I have no money worries, I'm already on my third million, I gave up on the first two.
Ken, yep and nope.
I know what you need! You need to make up a song to the tune of "You are My Sunshine". I've done it twice today and it really helps! "Stuart Robert" and "Angus Taylor" do very well for opening lines.
"Angus Taylor/Thinks he's in clover" - fair half rhyme there but it's a bit ugh. Sorry.
"Stuart Robert/Go straight to jail/Do not pass go" etc.
"Synergy 360" what marketing genius came up with that name. I can picture the team meeting where that one was conjured up.
I% of your 10% with that SR chappie's assistance would satisfy me - I'm not greedy (not that he WOULD be doing anything to help us - nor is it suggested that he has EVER done anything for anyone else - it's merely that the stars lined up - right?)! I'm glad you watched Q&A - Stan (it's all bout me) Grant and that kind of rorter SR have turned me off the program. I'm watching my blood pressure! It's okay so far - but I want to keep it on even keel!
Confession time, Jim. I watched the clip on the new daily story
When I tuned in to the live show by mistake for five minutes, SR was rabbiting and drivelling on, not so much denying as declining responsibility for the indefensible and shameful things that happened under his... non-watch? He was failing to answer the question a la the Scomo govt ministerial standard for the ABC (especially if it involved a woman journalist) pre-COVID. COVID was good for something after all!
I'm going to say ScomoGuv from now on because Scomo really was The Guv.
Seems Niki Savva is Ma'am for the week at least, heading into this Victorian election weekend.
No comment, too busy sharpening up the guillotine.
What more in the name of god does it take to get this brazen slithery slimy little sociopath weasel? Have always found Stuart Robert even more loathsome than Morrison - which is really saying something (sure, Scotty's smugness is universally repugnant but he's also a bonafide nutter).
It's too perfect Stuart being Nosferatu's doppelganger and is more banal than uncanny; the blood-sucking incorrigible little creep.