No sooner had Bonerby promised us all he’d grown into a better man during his long, bitter, underpaid, undeserved, no good terrible very bad years in exile, than he threw a headlock on his own gubbermint to drag them round the back of the woolshed. It was quite the Parliamentary omnishambles; the Nats ratfucking their new best frenemies, the Libs, accidentally hooking up with Labor, only to realise too late what they’d done, forcing the Beetrooter to chew his own arm off to escape.
Spot on and funny as shit-just what I needed with my morning coffee. I just about lost my shit after the last election when Beetrooter was on TV grinning about inner city folk needing to get their hands dirty, and less avo toast eating and soy latte sipping. I thought to myself where does this peanut think the avo and the soy milk comes from? Guess he'd have to visit one of his supposed constituents farms to realise that.
I must say I have been enjoying the Punch and Judy show in La La Land this week. But what has been missed by the lame stream media this week is that Macca Dacca was given an IQ test. Results came back that he didn't have enough brain cells to form a quorum. But as was widely speculated Barney Rubble has more teeth than brain cells.
Smirky Jerky was unable to comment on this medically genetic malfunction because he was very busy talking in tongues to the God of mammon.
The speculation has been mounting that Gina Ironheart will be naming her new coal mine Barnaby Basin. This appears to be confirmed after high level Canberra sources have spotted a tattoo of his only true love over his heart.
I’ve been actively following Australian politics since primary school and when JB started listing National Party leaders I was like “who?”. That totally forgettable and ineffective politicians have been responsible for giving us Howard, Abbot and now Scotty is unconscionable
added bonus with the Beetrooter's return Barnaby Joyce will replace Michael McCormack on the Morrison government's status of women taskforce.
Barnaby. Joyce. Advising on the status of women
Spot on and funny as shit-just what I needed with my morning coffee. I just about lost my shit after the last election when Beetrooter was on TV grinning about inner city folk needing to get their hands dirty, and less avo toast eating and soy latte sipping. I thought to myself where does this peanut think the avo and the soy milk comes from? Guess he'd have to visit one of his supposed constituents farms to realise that.
JB...are you reading my mind? *sigh* its so totally predictable isn't it?
I must say I have been enjoying the Punch and Judy show in La La Land this week. But what has been missed by the lame stream media this week is that Macca Dacca was given an IQ test. Results came back that he didn't have enough brain cells to form a quorum. But as was widely speculated Barney Rubble has more teeth than brain cells.
Smirky Jerky was unable to comment on this medically genetic malfunction because he was very busy talking in tongues to the God of mammon.
The speculation has been mounting that Gina Ironheart will be naming her new coal mine Barnaby Basin. This appears to be confirmed after high level Canberra sources have spotted a tattoo of his only true love over his heart.
“I’m a Country Member!”
We remember.
I’ve been actively following Australian politics since primary school and when JB started listing National Party leaders I was like “who?”. That totally forgettable and ineffective politicians have been responsible for giving us Howard, Abbot and now Scotty is unconscionable