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Michael Barnes's avatar

I was a bit gobsmacked and had to check the source when I saw ScottyfromMarketing had delivered his "we will not achieve net zero in the cafes, dinner parties and wine bars of our inner cities" at a well to do an inner-city restaurant. Honestly, how do you satirise that, you gave it an excellent turn of phrase above but seriously that's beyond parody?

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Jim KABLE's avatar

Beautifully said! Egg and coal dust all over his ugly visage! And deservedly so. Can you give us a piece on Marise Payne and being bested in her Foreign Minister presentation by her NZ counterpart! Things Fall Apart - and this is, as you write John, just the beginning.

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Michael Barnes's avatar

also WTAF is "the animal spirits of capitalism"?

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Anita's avatar

When I first read your comment I thought I'd missed something but then I realised I was being sent a divine sign.

I used to think of Coltty's (! fraudian slip!) gang of morons as the Beagle Boys when they started that smirky "ignore Leigh Sales" thing in early 2020 before Covid. It was a sign of what was to come, now they're revealed to be the Eagle Boys! The animal spirits of capitalism! And somehow Pentecostalism is the love child of capitalism. Born on 01/01/01 or 02/02/02 (not 06/06/06) or 12/12/12 etc. Because that's how you know this stuff.

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thekrunkymonkey's avatar

ScuMo is a gaping, arse wound. I wish the cahnt would fucking die.

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David Inchley's avatar

Seems the happy clappers transferred the technology when they laid hands on him a few days ago. It's full Spock. We'll be fine.

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Mercurial's avatar

I wish we could turn off his fucking mike.

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