Clotty's terrible stand up routine.

They don’t serve Chiko Rolls or pie floaters for dinner at the Business Council of Australia. They prefer to tuck into cold smoked ocean trout and organic chicken ballotine, washed down with a crisp and flinty cold one from Burton McMahon, among the very best of the Yarra Valley’s chardonnays, a wine of focus and purpose according to people who write silly things on the internet about perfectly innocent bottles of plonk.

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