I was, of late, terribly disappointed to learn via The Rest is History podcast that, contrary to the 1970s Penthouse magazine-funded bio-pic, the Roman emperor and noted psychopath Caligula did not, in fact, appoint his favourite horse as Consul.
Pursued by "copious amounts of women", eh? Like they're just one amorphous mass. I assume he means a copious number of women. And they're all probably wielding axes.
Back in the pre-Musk and early Musk Twitter days, I could never decide whether Adams was a dedicated troll or a deluded mega-jerk. Disbelieving people would repost his appalling wankblather again and again but he couldn't be real, could he? And now this...
Y'know there's this saying that's been around a really long time that goes something like this, "If you have to tell people you're "insert boastful descriptor here" then you probably aren't. That's what always comes to mind whenever I hear one of these numpties spouting off about themselves. Of course the "Very Stable Genius" triggers this reaction big time every time he opens his mouth.
'Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite.'
This guy really needs to admit that he's gay. Life will be so much better for him, and us (especially Malaysia).
His spell in Ashfield Council probably was a warning about the sort of nut job politics that the right have unleashed on people in the US and are threatening to in the UK, Europe and here. Genetic testing dog turds so the council could fine owners who didn’t pick up after their dogs? Thankfully the rest of the council had commonsense. There are other Aussie and UK MAGA idiots that I would say are lining up for gigs with Trump.
If it is a joke, surely we're past the time of ripping off the mask and mocking? Or is he in the for long haul, the coup de grace after Trump has been dragged out of the office in a body bag in the early days of his attempted third term?
There's probably a non-zero chance that he could be goaded to say "recalcitrant" in public. "Real Alpha males don't care if they offend 'ol Mahathir, but you are obviously a Beta..." That should work like a charm.
I wish I could remember what Keating actually called Mahathir - I remember Keating crossly denying that he'd said "recalcitrant", and said some other much classier word I've never been able to find.
Pursued by "copious amounts of women", eh? Like they're just one amorphous mass. I assume he means a copious number of women. And they're all probably wielding axes.
Came here, rather late, to say this.
Back in the pre-Musk and early Musk Twitter days, I could never decide whether Adams was a dedicated troll or a deluded mega-jerk. Disbelieving people would repost his appalling wankblather again and again but he couldn't be real, could he? And now this...
It's the End Times I tells ya.
Now he is a Maga-jerk.
Y'know there's this saying that's been around a really long time that goes something like this, "If you have to tell people you're "insert boastful descriptor here" then you probably aren't. That's what always comes to mind whenever I hear one of these numpties spouting off about themselves. Of course the "Very Stable Genius" triggers this reaction big time every time he opens his mouth.
That 2023 tweet from His Excellency reminded me of the way that Ms Casey would recite the positive qualities of each Innie’s Outie:
“Your Outie lifts extremely heavy weights. Your Outie is charismatic. Your Outie is ambassador to Malaysia. Wait. WHAT?”
and yet Zelensky started as comedian eh? I think I prefer that skill set in a politician.
I am reminded of Christopher Hitchens' comment:
'Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite.'
This guy really needs to admit that he's gay. Life will be so much better for him, and us (especially Malaysia).
“Commitment to the bit”
I see what you did there.
His spell in Ashfield Council probably was a warning about the sort of nut job politics that the right have unleashed on people in the US and are threatening to in the UK, Europe and here. Genetic testing dog turds so the council could fine owners who didn’t pick up after their dogs? Thankfully the rest of the council had commonsense. There are other Aussie and UK MAGA idiots that I would say are lining up for gigs with Trump.
The gene screen on the dog turf mines is next level dilettante…
👍🏼 Great success 👍🏼
All I want to know is, who are "they" who hate this?
That would be women.
Chapeau 🙏
It's no longer satire if you end up on the payroll of the very regime you've supposedly been satirising.
If it is a joke, surely we're past the time of ripping off the mask and mocking? Or is he in the for long haul, the coup de grace after Trump has been dragged out of the office in a body bag in the early days of his attempted third term?
Christ I hope you’re right. I’ve often thought he was too perfectly awful to be true.
I could've sworn that "pulsating arsehole" were words in a song, not a new ambassador to a foreign country.
There you go... strange times.
I'll be very disagreeable if the predicition that the smash up begins in 2030 right on the cusp of retirement.
Currently unemployed😉
Somewhere in Canberra, Babet is having a cry wank, screaming into his pillow "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!"
Trinity Grammar and a bachelor of media and communication..fuck me that makes him special.
There's probably a non-zero chance that he could be goaded to say "recalcitrant" in public. "Real Alpha males don't care if they offend 'ol Mahathir, but you are obviously a Beta..." That should work like a charm.
I wish I could remember what Keating actually called Mahathir - I remember Keating crossly denying that he'd said "recalcitrant", and said some other much classier word I've never been able to find.