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Right smack bang on the money JB. Jones was just the tip of the stinking garbage pile. Tho I have to say, I'm really glad to see the back of the sad old queen.

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That description of Jones' mouth: "...like a prolapsed anus raised to sentience and deeply, deeply unhappy with the experience" was so utterly, vulgarly perfect, it made my day, even while I shuddered. But as usual, you went on to puncture my bubble of temporary, spiteful joy with a sad dose of reality. Thanks for that. It's why we like you, but it also makes me hate you sometimes. And bugger the mince pies. "Mad Santa"ing is a rite of passage associated with parenting, you just have to endure and survive it. Christmas morning makes it all worthwhile.

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Tom Waits has a song about that mental image... No, perhaps I'm thinking of "Poor Edward", which was someone with a second face. Aah: it was a scene/description/anecdote in The Naked Lunch. At least in Cronenberg's film, as I haven't read the book...

Well worth stealing/repurposing for this task!

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Yeah, the old "left-wing bias" canard really gives me the irrits. More specifically, the seemingly large number of commentators, both professional and amateur who will bandy it about as some sort of ground-truth, without a skerrick of support. It's really hard to find any kind of publication with even a vague hint of left-wing bias these days (they're the only kind I can stand to read).

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I remember Rod Quantock at a Melbourne Comedy Festival show saying that the conservative press (Murdock) has a problem with the ABC because it doesn’t have a right-wing voice to balance its viewership. “The ABC couldn’t balance the right-wing conservative voice in Australia media if it was run by Marx and Lenin”.

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nice one JB, I almost feel dirty at the pettiness of enjoying the parrots demise......but no, happy to indulge in this one!

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You momentarily raised my hopes that the miserable old prick had died, but it's even better to watch him choke on his irrelevance.

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Sometimes good old Schadenfreude against the shocking jock variety gives one a warm feeling - as this little reflection of yours on the squawker and his urgers/encouragers has given me. You, too - JB - enjoy this coming week and family festive season - time for relax - smiles!

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and yes. Fruit mince pies and single malt all the way....but more likely gin....in the form of a martini......

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The fluid dripping from the edge of the penthouse balcony of the toast rack, has been identified as the tears of the Pink Popinjay.

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The list of people I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire is relatively short, although it continues to grow daily as the planet drowns under a shit-wave of lies-for-profit. However, AJ, the Parrot, was the first to appear on that list back in the 90s when my youthful idealism transmuted to cynical rage. Die in a fire, Alan.

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A single malt and fruit mince pies - thought you were referencing our Alan again - mincing towards his “butler” !

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For a moment I thought it was a more permanent passing. I now look back fondly on that moment. Enjoy those pies and whisky JB.

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