Congratulations on your soon-to-be-inescapable nightmare. Not everyone would have the courage to pick up that double-edged sword and start whacking themselves in the dick with it. Especially not after they cut off all of their fingers. Even fewer people would then insist on picking up the bloodied legal gladius between their teeth for another go around. You are indeed a very special individual.
Which really does bring to mind, my biggest question around the situation concerning douchenozzle #2, namely, in the absence of said billionaire as in the case of douchenozzle 1, who the fuck is paying for all of this? As far as I understand it, said DN doesn't even have a job?
There's always a research/public policy organisation or two out there looking for the rigorous skills and sharp thinking so amply demonstrated by this young fellow, in the witness box and... elsewhere.
Gold, thanks JB. Sage advice indeed. Don't need a magic mirror to see the "war criminal" or "rapist". Hello! Quickest game of Celebrity Head ever. Thanks for the reminder of us all chipping in to make Mr. Chippy Noggin a little upset.
Apparently these days, if you are indeed a douche-bollard hell-bent on self-eviscerating oneself in the court of defamation, a certain fellow called Kerry from the West is the go-to man for funding.
"But it would help immensely if you hadn’t actually done any of the terrible things that the 16-part newspaper exposé or incontrovertible crime scene evidence suggests rather that you did."
The Lehrmann v ten proceedings have been intriguing ( whilst I recover from a knee injury) and confirmed my view that only the well heeled occupy these courts and rest of us can eat cake and keep our lips buttoned..
As Columbo used to say, there’s one thing dat still bothers me. I know that Media Baron Name Redacted likes sticking it to rival media networks, and he has a soft spot for certain elements of the armed services. But why bother to get involved in the petty quarrels of mere mortals? Is he really just a big manly man’s man?
Laming is the only prominent defamation plaintiff to come out ahead financially in recent years. He kept his demands modest enough that even a successful defendant with costs awarded would still have been out of pocket compared to settling. And there was no big issue at stake, just the way some mildly creepy photos were reported.
I love this line "deeply-dildoed anal cleavage following a cross-examination of proctological intensity and rigour" where did that come from??
Practice.
I laughed out loud at this in the hush of the Scottish National Library.
Which really does bring to mind, my biggest question around the situation concerning douchenozzle #2, namely, in the absence of said billionaire as in the case of douchenozzle 1, who the fuck is paying for all of this? As far as I understand it, said DN doesn't even have a job?
There's always a research/public policy organisation or two out there looking for the rigorous skills and sharp thinking so amply demonstrated by this young fellow, in the witness box and... elsewhere.
“Douche-bollards.”
The High-Profile Man lacks the capacity for even the barest glimmer of self-reflection (IN MY PERSONAL OPINION).
Gold, thanks JB. Sage advice indeed. Don't need a magic mirror to see the "war criminal" or "rapist". Hello! Quickest game of Celebrity Head ever. Thanks for the reminder of us all chipping in to make Mr. Chippy Noggin a little upset.
Apparently these days, if you are indeed a douche-bollard hell-bent on self-eviscerating oneself in the court of defamation, a certain fellow called Kerry from the West is the go-to man for funding.
Nailed it!!
"But it would help immensely if you hadn’t actually done any of the terrible things that the 16-part newspaper exposé or incontrovertible crime scene evidence suggests rather that you did."
Brilliant 😘
I concur. Could not happen to a viler fellow.
The Lehrmann v ten proceedings have been intriguing ( whilst I recover from a knee injury) and confirmed my view that only the well heeled occupy these courts and rest of us can eat cake and keep our lips buttoned..
i don't drop in to comment much atm, but i read every dispatch. this one is gold.
I am surprised they Aussie nerd Paul Verhoeven approved of having a recent picture of him used in this splendid shitpost!
As Columbo used to say, there’s one thing dat still bothers me. I know that Media Baron Name Redacted likes sticking it to rival media networks, and he has a soft spot for certain elements of the armed services. But why bother to get involved in the petty quarrels of mere mortals? Is he really just a big manly man’s man?
Laming is the only prominent defamation plaintiff to come out ahead financially in recent years. He kept his demands modest enough that even a successful defendant with costs awarded would still have been out of pocket compared to settling. And there was no big issue at stake, just the way some mildly creepy photos were reported.
Which he definitely took, oh wait ...
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