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Wil's avatar

OK so where's the kickstarter for this scooter?

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Tony Neilson's avatar

You are enjoying this way too much, JB. And look, you’ve already got a crowdfunding platform in place… Just saying.

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John Birmingham's avatar

I’m way ahead of you, T. Just waiting on a little civilization Collapse

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Ann Cleary's avatar

It's coming all too soon.

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Michael Barnes's avatar

love that the kickstarter campign reads "I promised to roast old Sooty over a coal fire if someone would pay for my carbon offsets and travelling expenses" the cooking him over coal- chef's kiss.

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insomniac's avatar

Not a wind turbine creating enough energy to keep a electric element going, as well as a bit left over to turn the spit?

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Rohan Gladman's avatar

So Good.

I have to keep telling myself this is fiction.

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Andrew Reilly's avatar

So looking forward to the description of the explosion as all the accumulated sub-cutaneous coal dust ignites.

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John Birmingham's avatar

This is a great idea!

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Penny Gleeson's avatar

Sooty caravan - brilliant choice for first sooty 🤣🤣🤣

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AusMossy's avatar

Oooooh I hope Sooty suffers

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Ann Cleary's avatar

Yeah. Let it be excruciating.

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Rik's avatar

Ahh Sooty.....

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isabel robinson's avatar

Too much of the ring of potential. The grass on my acreage is all but dead, my water tank barely half full and it's only just spring. This episode has made me teary.

On the other hand, I await with the glee of revenge for Sooty's fate.

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Peter Tapsell's avatar

Loved it. And nice little quote from Unforgiven.

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Ann Cleary's avatar

I'm relishing this. That wild high power you must be orbiting on as you circle and eliminate these callous destroyers of Mother Earth. Don't want to add unnecessary pressure, but I would so enjoy a satisfying cataclysmic ending for Onion Man.

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Anita's avatar

Sooty? It was him, really? What I heard, it wasn't the Thwaites meltdown that did for him. He got crisped in a bonfire of the vanities fuelled by his pet lump of coal, is what I heard.

Lucky for Scomo he was on a book promo tour in the US at that time.

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