The Orange Golem

It must be hella tough being Vladimir Putin or Xi Jinping right now. You’re three and a half years into the grossest pig out at the All You Can Eat Buffet of Donald Trump’s presidency and the clock is ticking on whether you re-up for another four years of gorging yourself on the orange golem’s attack on the western alliance, and the onrushing collapse of western civilisation. Or do you do a literal gut check, groaning with painful delight as you lightly drum your greasy fingertips on massively distended bellies and contemplate whether it might

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