The Return of the Orange God King

There’s an eight hundred pound gorilla sitting in the corner of the room where Scott Morrison cut his nuclear submarine deal. It’s an orange gorilla in a wig. The wig cost US $60 000 and it looks like a bird’s nest that fell out of a tornado. It is held together with hairspray and malignant narcisism. The gorilla is masturbating furiously and flinging its poop everywhere.

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