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Linda Teese's avatar

Best written account of the clusterfuck I've read. Now a subscriber

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John Birmingham's avatar

Cheers

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Michael Barnes's avatar

Its columns like this one that make me appreciate your move from writing for national newspapers as I don't imagine this one would have got through the lawyers quite as unscathed. Also his odious whataboutism mentioning the labor offices, which makes it sound like he knew about other rapes and hasn't investigated, which isn't quite the get-out-of-jail-free card he seems to think it is. He is an odious little turd, best described by George Orwell "“It was curious how that beetle-like type proliferated in the Ministries: little dumpy men, growing stout very early in life, with short legs, swift scuttling movements, and fat inscrutable faces with very small eyes. It was the type that seemed to flourish best under the dominion of the Party.”

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Megan's avatar

I love you John Birmingham.

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Rik's avatar

For years I have jokingly used that great line form Star Wars to describe Parliament House' "A hive of scum and villainy" While there was always a good seed of truth in that, it is increasingly becoming a very accurate description, and what's worse, via this govt It's becoming normalised, as if there is or was no other way. There were always shit head characters but they used to make an effort to not get caught out and feared being caught out, now its just an inconvenience and a stressful week or two.

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leefe's avatar

Oddly enough - or perhaps not - that is exactly the line that has been going through my mind.

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Ari's avatar

Thank you John. Enjoying reading back VERY MUCH after subscribing just now. Real relief. Also, Scotty from marketing obviously doesn’t know that you can’t hide two watermelons under one rug.

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John Birmingham's avatar

Ha. Thanks Ari

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Nalini's avatar

"Speaking in response to the latest allegation, Deputy Prime Minister Michael McCormack said it was very unfair to suggest this was just a Coalition problem.

"You would have to be kidding yourself if you thought this was just something that happened in the parliament. This sadly, sadly happens all around workplaces," he said."

So according to the deputy prime minister, it's ok that raping rapist gets to serially rape and use his government position to do so BECAUSE OTHER WORKPLACES HAVING RAPING RAPISTS TOO.

Wow. Do you think McCormack read your Alien Sideboob and thought "that's the answer! What-about-ism!"?

Also: 3 women and counting: 2016, 2019 and 2020. Also Higgins's and security's account sounds like she was roofied. 2016 woman thought she was too. And where there are three rapes with impunity, you just KNOW there are more.

This from the government that supported Pell. And from the prime muppet who counts Brian Houston AS A MENTOR. That explains much.

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John Birmingham's avatar

There will be at least a dozen other victims of this one guy.

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Carl7's avatar

Brilliant.thank you

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Gai Trewinnard-McNeill's avatar

Would truly LOVE to share this JB but it appears you've been FB banned too!

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John Birmingham's avatar

Ha. Yeah I know.

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KTM's avatar

I shared it on twitter and then shared the tweet on FB as a workaround.

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Dave Irving's avatar

Obviously no-one told Scotty and his mates the First Law of Conspiracies: Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

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