Scotty the cubby house curry king emerged from internal exile yesterday, startlingly thick of hairplug and frowny of smirkface, to pronounce that he was sticklian-with-Berejiklian. It was his first public appearance in nearly a week, and arrived in the pubic square like a beef stew fart in a crowded elevator.
You are absolutely correct in this, but who the hell do we replace him with? Joshy From Accounts who lost $60 billion down the back of the couch? The Tuber Fuhrer? We know it can’t be Michaelia, Linda, Karen, or Bridget because they’re in possession of vaginas which instantly eliminates them from leadership…
You have now been deemed a person of intense interest. A black van may be parked, the one with the aerials on top, up the street ready to whisk you off the the cell recently vacated by Witnees K.
This is not a logistics problem. JB and Ronni are right. I did logistics in developing nations for a major international NGO. We vaccinated one million kids against measles. In 6 weeks. In DRC. On motorbikes. 3 international logs and a couple of local staff organised and deployed the logistics for a million kids. Military forces learned a couple of millenia ago that if you fuck up your logistics, you can’t kill all the horrible infidels/nation states/attacking hordes. They are good at it, because they have to be. But so are international NGOs, private logistic companies and anyone who needs to supply a product to earn their keep. It’s a matter of scale. You cannot supply what you don’t have. This is Scotty’s fuckup and he needs to fucking own it.
Well said Dame. Unfortunately you have identified yourself as former NGO. With the proposed legislation to criminalise charties and NGOs you almost certainly have been put on a list of sedicious persons. When a new variant arises from the miasma of Lake Burley Griffen the Cronulla Kid may decree that all suspected Labor Party voters, or as Barney Rubble calls them subversives, wil have their vaccine administered as a suppository.
Right, thanks for the warning Ken. I shall retire to my country fortress, commence digging an impregnable underground bunker and buy a case of Victorian Inner City Latte flavoured™️ lube.
The increasing speculation of the whereabouts of the his smugness is due to him being down at The Tradies Rest Hotel having a beer with the boys. He fits right in with his Sharkies T shirt and beanie.
They offered him a stubbie of VB but he recoiled in horror babbling something about leftest, marxists Victorians drink that stuff and commented that if a picture of him with VB in his hand appeared on Twitter it may lead to a leadership spill.
The poor old Commodore had to step down owing to the fact that he was complicit in the Babies Overboard affair.
The next choice for a Logistics Facilitator was going to one of the true believers from the Austrlia Club. The selection was narrowed down to a member who had last donated a six figure sum to the next election war chest.
This was abandoned because he was affaid to leave the Citadel in case he had to deal wil ordinary people who didn't have a share portfolio.
The choice of a Generalisamo, and not a wet back sailor, was because they carry a Swagger Stick which impressed the chief Morris Dancer.
The latest shipment of vaccines were due to be delivered in the US Air Force C5 mega plane but the vaccines got bumped and some Chinook Helicopters got the go instead. This was deemed prudent in case enraged people took an idea from the US militia and rose up to storm the Capital Building demanding a Jab and the head of Angus Taylor or Barney, or both, on a pike. The elite special forces are still confined to the naughty room so a peoples militia on the lines of The New Guard are on standby .
An appeal has gone out to the President For Life of Bongo Bongo Land that if he has any vials left could he pop them in the post.
You are a National Living Treasure keep up the good work. Our nation needs you now more than ever. The rise of the fascist slime with the Furher Rupert Sauron now bestriding our ablity to think rationaly, a small cadre like us are all that stands between us and Group Think. Shine on you silly bastard.
Still waiting for it, love the within minutes response from Pfizer to Scottyfrommarketings claim of securing a breakthrough deal.." no extra has been secured, same 40 million already agreed probably delivered by end of 2021". He really is a pathological liar.
The Military is Morrison's goto cover. "Operation Sovereign Borders" stopped the boats (apparently). Being military he could hide all sorts of activity under the guise of military security. Might be hard to call vaccinations an "On Water Matter", but he'll try.
Yes, I pity these kids, they never had a chance really. Both parents are bone lazy narcissists who obviously use their widowed mums as child minders, and make The Girls wear the most unflattering, hideous clothes.
Daddy's a bad tempered bully, who probably spends most of his time at home yelling at people on the phone, sulking in his office and getting drunk while watching the Sharkies get hammered by the Rabbitoes, or lording it over everyone like a petty martinet.
Mummy apparently has reduced her level of existence to standing around dressed as a Martha (except her dress was the colour of shit) or practicing white supremacist hand signals for when she has to smole smugly at the camera.
I think these girls deserve some time out from under the bus, given they've been stuck there since the Hawaiian holiday they demanded, except for when they're allowed out to pose with Daddy in front of some shit that uncle Cam had to build cos he owed Daddy a favour.
Life's probably not going to be much fun when Daddy loses his job, so I hope they get be spared any more bus time.
At least Daddy has a buddy now to save them having to do those awful photos every time he made a mess of something!
I'm just going from what I've seen of them, in his own PR pics & posts. I do wonder how many extra staff we're paying for, with both their elderly mother's living there. Jen's mum was already in residence, and he pulled his mum out of a nursing home before he even closed our borders. Plus Jenny's companion (Qanon mate's wife) was full-time minder until last December, when it became too hot an issue. As for building cubby and chicken coop, like his curry cooking, ppl have pointed out the fakery of the pics.
Given his Pentecostal beliefs, I think these poor girls will be married off to someone uber rich and important in Hillsong or Shirelive. Does Brian Houston have any grandsons?
Whatever the future holds, I predict lots of therapy will be required, sadly.
You'd have thought that last year the Feds would have been working with the States on a plan to vaccinate every essential and vulnerable worker as soon as the vaccine supplies started rolling in. Y'know, all the healthcare, aged care, quarantine, airport, and transport staff at high risk of getting the bloody virus. But oh no, not in Oz! Somehow, most aged care staff STILL aren't vaccinated, and we have aircrew limo drivers who haven't been jabbed either, even though every outbreak since the beginning has originated from aircrew or hotel quarantine. Welcome to the Fucky Country, home of the most incompetent fucktards every to run a nation.
It is about time that we demand his resignation.
I am quite serious about this.
You are absolutely correct in this, but who the hell do we replace him with? Joshy From Accounts who lost $60 billion down the back of the couch? The Tuber Fuhrer? We know it can’t be Michaelia, Linda, Karen, or Bridget because they’re in possession of vaginas which instantly eliminates them from leadership…
You have now been deemed a person of intense interest. A black van may be parked, the one with the aerials on top, up the street ready to whisk you off the the cell recently vacated by Witnees K.
This is not a logistics problem. JB and Ronni are right. I did logistics in developing nations for a major international NGO. We vaccinated one million kids against measles. In 6 weeks. In DRC. On motorbikes. 3 international logs and a couple of local staff organised and deployed the logistics for a million kids. Military forces learned a couple of millenia ago that if you fuck up your logistics, you can’t kill all the horrible infidels/nation states/attacking hordes. They are good at it, because they have to be. But so are international NGOs, private logistic companies and anyone who needs to supply a product to earn their keep. It’s a matter of scale. You cannot supply what you don’t have. This is Scotty’s fuckup and he needs to fucking own it.
Well said Dame. Unfortunately you have identified yourself as former NGO. With the proposed legislation to criminalise charties and NGOs you almost certainly have been put on a list of sedicious persons. When a new variant arises from the miasma of Lake Burley Griffen the Cronulla Kid may decree that all suspected Labor Party voters, or as Barney Rubble calls them subversives, wil have their vaccine administered as a suppository.
Right, thanks for the warning Ken. I shall retire to my country fortress, commence digging an impregnable underground bunker and buy a case of Victorian Inner City Latte flavoured™️ lube.
The increasing speculation of the whereabouts of the his smugness is due to him being down at The Tradies Rest Hotel having a beer with the boys. He fits right in with his Sharkies T shirt and beanie.
They offered him a stubbie of VB but he recoiled in horror babbling something about leftest, marxists Victorians drink that stuff and commented that if a picture of him with VB in his hand appeared on Twitter it may lead to a leadership spill.
The poor old Commodore had to step down owing to the fact that he was complicit in the Babies Overboard affair.
The next choice for a Logistics Facilitator was going to one of the true believers from the Austrlia Club. The selection was narrowed down to a member who had last donated a six figure sum to the next election war chest.
This was abandoned because he was affaid to leave the Citadel in case he had to deal wil ordinary people who didn't have a share portfolio.
The choice of a Generalisamo, and not a wet back sailor, was because they carry a Swagger Stick which impressed the chief Morris Dancer.
The latest shipment of vaccines were due to be delivered in the US Air Force C5 mega plane but the vaccines got bumped and some Chinook Helicopters got the go instead. This was deemed prudent in case enraged people took an idea from the US militia and rose up to storm the Capital Building demanding a Jab and the head of Angus Taylor or Barney, or both, on a pike. The elite special forces are still confined to the naughty room so a peoples militia on the lines of The New Guard are on standby .
An appeal has gone out to the President For Life of Bongo Bongo Land that if he has any vials left could he pop them in the post.
Smashing the 'heart' button.
You are a National Living Treasure keep up the good work. Our nation needs you now more than ever. The rise of the fascist slime with the Furher Rupert Sauron now bestriding our ablity to think rationaly, a small cadre like us are all that stands between us and Group Think. Shine on you silly bastard.
Still waiting for it, love the within minutes response from Pfizer to Scottyfrommarketings claim of securing a breakthrough deal.." no extra has been secured, same 40 million already agreed probably delivered by end of 2021". He really is a pathological liar.
The Military is Morrison's goto cover. "Operation Sovereign Borders" stopped the boats (apparently). Being military he could hide all sorts of activity under the guise of military security. Might be hard to call vaccinations an "On Water Matter", but he'll try.
"In this he has made a human shield of General Frewen" - well, it's a step up from constantly throwing Jenny And The Girls under the bus, I guess...
Yes, I pity these kids, they never had a chance really. Both parents are bone lazy narcissists who obviously use their widowed mums as child minders, and make The Girls wear the most unflattering, hideous clothes.
Daddy's a bad tempered bully, who probably spends most of his time at home yelling at people on the phone, sulking in his office and getting drunk while watching the Sharkies get hammered by the Rabbitoes, or lording it over everyone like a petty martinet.
Mummy apparently has reduced her level of existence to standing around dressed as a Martha (except her dress was the colour of shit) or practicing white supremacist hand signals for when she has to smole smugly at the camera.
I think these girls deserve some time out from under the bus, given they've been stuck there since the Hawaiian holiday they demanded, except for when they're allowed out to pose with Daddy in front of some shit that uncle Cam had to build cos he owed Daddy a favour.
Life's probably not going to be much fun when Daddy loses his job, so I hope they get be spared any more bus time.
At least Daddy has a buddy now to save them having to do those awful photos every time he made a mess of something!
*smile, tho smole kinda works...
Smole definitely works.
I'm just going from what I've seen of them, in his own PR pics & posts. I do wonder how many extra staff we're paying for, with both their elderly mother's living there. Jen's mum was already in residence, and he pulled his mum out of a nursing home before he even closed our borders. Plus Jenny's companion (Qanon mate's wife) was full-time minder until last December, when it became too hot an issue. As for building cubby and chicken coop, like his curry cooking, ppl have pointed out the fakery of the pics.
Given his Pentecostal beliefs, I think these poor girls will be married off to someone uber rich and important in Hillsong or Shirelive. Does Brian Houston have any grandsons?
Whatever the future holds, I predict lots of therapy will be required, sadly.
You'd have thought that last year the Feds would have been working with the States on a plan to vaccinate every essential and vulnerable worker as soon as the vaccine supplies started rolling in. Y'know, all the healthcare, aged care, quarantine, airport, and transport staff at high risk of getting the bloody virus. But oh no, not in Oz! Somehow, most aged care staff STILL aren't vaccinated, and we have aircrew limo drivers who haven't been jabbed either, even though every outbreak since the beginning has originated from aircrew or hotel quarantine. Welcome to the Fucky Country, home of the most incompetent fucktards every to run a nation.