Scotty the cubby house curry king emerged from internal exile yesterday, startlingly thick of hairplug and frowny of smirkface, to pronounce that he was sticklian-with-Berejiklian. It was his first public appearance in nearly a week, and arrived in the pubic square like a beef stew fart in a crowded elevator.
This is not a logistics problem. JB and Ronni are right. I did logistics in developing nations for a major international NGO. We vaccinated one million kids against measles. In 6 weeks. In DRC. On motorbikes. 3 international logs and a couple of local staff organised and deployed the logistics for a million kids. Military forces learned a couple of millenia ago that if you fuck up your logistics, you can’t kill all the horrible infidels/nation states/attacking hordes. They are good at it, because they have to be. But so are international NGOs, private logistic companies and anyone who needs to supply a product to earn their keep. It’s a matter of scale. You cannot supply what you don’t have. This is Scotty’s fuckup and he needs to fucking own it.
The increasing speculation of the whereabouts of the his smugness is due to him being down at The Tradies Rest Hotel having a beer with the boys. He fits right in with his Sharkies T shirt and beanie.
They offered him a stubbie of VB but he recoiled in horror babbling something about leftest, marxists Victorians drink that stuff and commented that if a picture of him with VB in his hand appeared on Twitter it may lead to a leadership spill.
The poor old Commodore had to step down owing to the fact that he was complicit in the Babies Overboard affair.
The next choice for a Logistics Facilitator was going to one of the true believers from the Austrlia Club. The selection was narrowed down to a member who had last donated a six figure sum to the next election war chest.
This was abandoned because he was affaid to leave the Citadel in case he had to deal wil ordinary people who didn't have a share portfolio.
The choice of a Generalisamo, and not a wet back sailor, was because they carry a Swagger Stick which impressed the chief Morris Dancer.
The latest shipment of vaccines were due to be delivered in the US Air Force C5 mega plane but the vaccines got bumped and some Chinook Helicopters got the go instead. This was deemed prudent in case enraged people took an idea from the US militia and rose up to storm the Capital Building demanding a Jab and the head of Angus Taylor or Barney, or both, on a pike. The elite special forces are still confined to the naughty room so a peoples militia on the lines of The New Guard are on standby .
An appeal has gone out to the President For Life of Bongo Bongo Land that if he has any vials left could he pop them in the post.
Still waiting for it, love the within minutes response from Pfizer to Scottyfrommarketings claim of securing a breakthrough deal.." no extra has been secured, same 40 million already agreed probably delivered by end of 2021". He really is a pathological liar.
The Military is Morrison's goto cover. "Operation Sovereign Borders" stopped the boats (apparently). Being military he could hide all sorts of activity under the guise of military security. Might be hard to call vaccinations an "On Water Matter", but he'll try.
You'd have thought that last year the Feds would have been working with the States on a plan to vaccinate every essential and vulnerable worker as soon as the vaccine supplies started rolling in. Y'know, all the healthcare, aged care, quarantine, airport, and transport staff at high risk of getting the bloody virus. But oh no, not in Oz! Somehow, most aged care staff STILL aren't vaccinated, and we have aircrew limo drivers who haven't been jabbed either, even though every outbreak since the beginning has originated from aircrew or hotel quarantine. Welcome to the Fucky Country, home of the most incompetent fucktards every to run a nation.
It is about time that we demand his resignation.
I am quite serious about this.
This is not a logistics problem. JB and Ronni are right. I did logistics in developing nations for a major international NGO. We vaccinated one million kids against measles. In 6 weeks. In DRC. On motorbikes. 3 international logs and a couple of local staff organised and deployed the logistics for a million kids. Military forces learned a couple of millenia ago that if you fuck up your logistics, you can’t kill all the horrible infidels/nation states/attacking hordes. They are good at it, because they have to be. But so are international NGOs, private logistic companies and anyone who needs to supply a product to earn their keep. It’s a matter of scale. You cannot supply what you don’t have. This is Scotty’s fuckup and he needs to fucking own it.
The increasing speculation of the whereabouts of the his smugness is due to him being down at The Tradies Rest Hotel having a beer with the boys. He fits right in with his Sharkies T shirt and beanie.
They offered him a stubbie of VB but he recoiled in horror babbling something about leftest, marxists Victorians drink that stuff and commented that if a picture of him with VB in his hand appeared on Twitter it may lead to a leadership spill.
The poor old Commodore had to step down owing to the fact that he was complicit in the Babies Overboard affair.
The next choice for a Logistics Facilitator was going to one of the true believers from the Austrlia Club. The selection was narrowed down to a member who had last donated a six figure sum to the next election war chest.
This was abandoned because he was affaid to leave the Citadel in case he had to deal wil ordinary people who didn't have a share portfolio.
The choice of a Generalisamo, and not a wet back sailor, was because they carry a Swagger Stick which impressed the chief Morris Dancer.
The latest shipment of vaccines were due to be delivered in the US Air Force C5 mega plane but the vaccines got bumped and some Chinook Helicopters got the go instead. This was deemed prudent in case enraged people took an idea from the US militia and rose up to storm the Capital Building demanding a Jab and the head of Angus Taylor or Barney, or both, on a pike. The elite special forces are still confined to the naughty room so a peoples militia on the lines of The New Guard are on standby .
An appeal has gone out to the President For Life of Bongo Bongo Land that if he has any vials left could he pop them in the post.
Still waiting for it, love the within minutes response from Pfizer to Scottyfrommarketings claim of securing a breakthrough deal.." no extra has been secured, same 40 million already agreed probably delivered by end of 2021". He really is a pathological liar.
The Military is Morrison's goto cover. "Operation Sovereign Borders" stopped the boats (apparently). Being military he could hide all sorts of activity under the guise of military security. Might be hard to call vaccinations an "On Water Matter", but he'll try.
"In this he has made a human shield of General Frewen" - well, it's a step up from constantly throwing Jenny And The Girls under the bus, I guess...
You'd have thought that last year the Feds would have been working with the States on a plan to vaccinate every essential and vulnerable worker as soon as the vaccine supplies started rolling in. Y'know, all the healthcare, aged care, quarantine, airport, and transport staff at high risk of getting the bloody virus. But oh no, not in Oz! Somehow, most aged care staff STILL aren't vaccinated, and we have aircrew limo drivers who haven't been jabbed either, even though every outbreak since the beginning has originated from aircrew or hotel quarantine. Welcome to the Fucky Country, home of the most incompetent fucktards every to run a nation.