I was really fucking disimpressed and monstrously frustrappointed to find out we weren’t going to be getting real penguins. Boris Johnson promised us free trade and some kick arse penguins. Or so it seemed until, like the large but unknowable number of women who have inexplicably allowed Johnson to impregnate them, we were overcome by the creeping suspicion that promises made would not magically transform into promises kept and, sadly, we weren’t getting our fucking penguins.
Hahaha! Actually laughed aloud at this delightful summary of this Boris thingy. A jabbering idiot, who really should've been forcibly snipped to protect the world from his spreading genes.
They could probably export SARS-Cov-2 as they seem to have an abundance of it in their shores whereas NZ and ourselves seem to be running low on stocks.
Where's my penguins, Boris?
Hahaha! Actually laughed aloud at this delightful summary of this Boris thingy. A jabbering idiot, who really should've been forcibly snipped to protect the world from his spreading genes.
They voted to be a 3rd world country, so feck them.
MY hope is that Scotland and Wales become independent, and Ireland is reunited.
They could probably export SARS-Cov-2 as they seem to have an abundance of it in their shores whereas NZ and ourselves seem to be running low on stocks.
Thanks for the chuckle JB.
I’ll happily take some of their cheddar. Love Digestive biscuits (sorry, JB), but Boris can keep the rest.