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William Ferguson's avatar

.. is this a real pronouncement from the Republican candidate or is it AI?

It's got so good now I can't tell.

.. once upon a time I would have thought it might be satire. But the lines have crossed and blurred so much now that I don't think that can be true.

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Wil's avatar

Fscking nerd.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

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Suzi Hammond's avatar

Any chance of getting some of whatever it is you're getting? Asking for a friend...

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Spunty's avatar

Yep. That pretty much sums it up accurately.

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Roy's avatar

A master satirist at his finest.

Not you JB, whoever was playing the Donald (Alec Baldwin again?) yesterday - "transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison". Champagne comedy. Chef's kiss. Perfect.

And that line about "illegal immigrants from Haiti" eating pets, hysterically funny. Soooo good. If Cthluhu wins the election at least we'll die laughing.

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Felicity's avatar

Beautiful work JB. I laughed so loudly I scared my sleeping dog. Now he's glaring at me. I don't care, I'm off to read it again.

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insomniac's avatar

Oh man, if only I was registered to vote in the Other World, I’d be sure to cast a vote for you.

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Wendy Wardell's avatar

A masterpiece, and dare I say it, tremendous. You’ll have the English Professors lining up to endorse it.

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K2SO's avatar

Well played.

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LANA DE JAGER's avatar

God it was good!! We had snacks and wiiiine while watching. Best thing on TV for ages.

‘ We have the best chaos, all the professors say so.’ nice work, yet again, JB, fine sir. Our schadenfreude settled cat-like on our laps - warm and fuzzy in the nethers.

It’s a shame that feline gastronomy will now not just be ours alone anymore.

Thankyou for writing early. Hubbie and I were looking forward to how this week’s instalment would enthrall.

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Penny Gleeson's avatar

' Yuge plans! Concepts of plans so big ' 🤣 my three fave lowlights of trumpty? Well that, obviously, followed by ' killing babies after they're born ', followed by ' immigrants eating people's pets - but I saw it on TV ' - Oh My Fucking Gods 😳😳😳 there are millions who still follow him & believe every word?!!! TV evangelicals have a lot to answer for & I hope the gods are watching - cos they'll be SO pissed off!!!!

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Rik's avatar

'Jenkins! We're going to need a bigger guillotine!'

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David Shapcott's avatar

Sounds a bit Lefty Commo to me, a bit collective, where are the exceptions for the true believers true MAGApocalypses would be the first eaten and raised up.

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halwes's avatar

Ms Harris even inspired this jaded, old cynic last week. However, if we all just ate one cat a week, our native wildlife may just come back from near extinction. I'm copying this to the chef's in our own gulag in Nauru

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Jason McLaughlin's avatar

One of your best. Thank you.

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