Standing amid the wreckage of an Amazon warehouse in western Sydney yesterday, the Prime Minister defended his controversial policy of allowing toddlers to work as forklift drivers. Mister Morrison pushed back strongly against claims that a number of toddlers, adorably swaddled in Hi-Vis onesies for his policy announcement and photo op, had driven their forklifts directly into the giant High Bay shelving units behind him, and were in any way responsible for the collapse of those units or the warehouse itself a minute later.
"...forcing his coprophagic rictus into the shape of a real human grin." Pure gold JB! Brilliant as always and so good to read a satirical piece from you. Don't know how I'd cope without my regular injection of ASB. x
This would make a perfect piece of writing set for study in the first months of this year's Year 12 students right around Australia - so those turning 18 can employ the images as they head to the by-May ballot box! I too enjoyed the references to the shit-eating rictus - an image so very true to that SM mouth and its "gotcha" sneer!
“Maybe when their feet can reach the pedals we’ll look at this issue again, so that they’re not just jumping from the driver’s seat of the forklift onto the accelerator. Something, which like omicron, nobody saw coming.”
How many stupid ideas and responsibility dodges does this cardboard cutout of a Prime Minister have to come up with before he gets turfed? I guess we are soon to find out. (Pity his opposition is a shadow puppet).
"...forcing his coprophagic rictus into the shape of a real human grin." Pure gold JB! Brilliant as always and so good to read a satirical piece from you. Don't know how I'd cope without my regular injection of ASB. x
How about we start with 16 year olds driving Commonwealth Cars for the PM, then once they've mastered that we can give them a run on the forklifts?
"coprophagic rictus" Absolute gold JB!
This would make a perfect piece of writing set for study in the first months of this year's Year 12 students right around Australia - so those turning 18 can employ the images as they head to the by-May ballot box! I too enjoyed the references to the shit-eating rictus - an image so very true to that SM mouth and its "gotcha" sneer!
“Maybe when their feet can reach the pedals we’ll look at this issue again, so that they’re not just jumping from the driver’s seat of the forklift onto the accelerator. Something, which like omicron, nobody saw coming.”
Laugh? I nearly shat.
Hahaha. Oh man.
Potty Certified too! Love it.
How many stupid ideas and responsibility dodges does this cardboard cutout of a Prime Minister have to come up with before he gets turfed? I guess we are soon to find out. (Pity his opposition is a shadow puppet).
Can I share this with everyone yet? Surely it's free-to-view? ktksbye
and might I add Mark Humphries almost SaunMCAlliffesque in his response there.