It’s exciting how much everyone in all the newspapers is excited about the inevitable rise and unstoppable victory of Peter Dutton next year, and I hate to miss out on anything, so here are my Top Ten Reasons I’m Leaning Tuber in 2024! 1. Because my television died and my other television is downstairs and every single one of the 23 other screens I could watch television on in my house are somewhere else in the house and what am I supposed to do, Mister Albanese, walk all the way over to my iPad or my other bigger iPad or something?
I prefer one eyed trouser anaconda. But that's just me. On snakes, has anyone seen that fkn immense Cobra at Australia Zoo. ? It's bigger than any python I've ever seen.
Laughing right out loud! But impressed that you have linked all the right thoughts to the right sorts! Dutts, Jones and "winkies"! Were you around a century ago when Alan Jones was caught by British police doing things in London public toilets? Phillip Adams tried to be generous to AJ - offered support ... but then clearly he has continued doing what he has done all along. To think of him coaching all the rugger-b*gg*rs ... well, you'd have to vote for Dutts - as you point out!
The LNP is a winkie fest, so it's only natural that a winkie leads the party of winkies, which itself is supported and voted for by other winkies...Alan Jones must have been a busy man.
You had me sucked in. I thought, yay, JB is really an undercover RWNJ leading us all to the salvation offered by the Spud.
But then you used the word "posit".
No way fellow xenophobic winkie-woke conspirators would use such a word. We dunno what it means. We don't want to, either - sounds like something a tertiary taught tosser might use. Heaven forfend we sound like one of them!
Unless it's a hip new short version of "deposit", something I'd associate with winkies.
Oh, fuck - where did "forfend" come from?
I throw myself on the mercy of the Spudillators...
(That really would mean I'd be fucked, then. Nooooooo!)
I had the same problem as your Dutton syndrome, I took a Bex powder and had a nice cup of tea, I was good as gold thereafter, however the Abbott ailment, an offshoot of the Howard disorder, still lingers to this day.
I was flabbergasted, when I heard that Mr Alan,"I'm flabbergasted"Jones, had been winkying.
My daughter's first word was "dutton". We decided she meant curtain, which took a bit of the edge off the notion of having a two-syllable prodigy on our hands. But maybe she's a Cassandra?
Bring back winkie as the number one term for the winkie.
I prefer one eyed trouser anaconda. But that's just me. On snakes, has anyone seen that fkn immense Cobra at Australia Zoo. ? It's bigger than any python I've ever seen.
Laughing right out loud! But impressed that you have linked all the right thoughts to the right sorts! Dutts, Jones and "winkies"! Were you around a century ago when Alan Jones was caught by British police doing things in London public toilets? Phillip Adams tried to be generous to AJ - offered support ... but then clearly he has continued doing what he has done all along. To think of him coaching all the rugger-b*gg*rs ... well, you'd have to vote for Dutts - as you point out!
A kinky winkie with a stinky pinky.
Way too graphic thanks mate ! But the most accurate description of AJ I've ever read
Oh god it doesn’t bear thinking about 😳🙄😥🤢🤮👿
All faaaaabulous reasons I'm sure! ( said in winkie touchers voice ) 🤣🤣
I vote we mash the potato in 2025.
Winkies hehehehe!
Fucking hilarious yet again.
Well that’s ruined kipfler potatoes for me forever.
The LNP is a winkie fest, so it's only natural that a winkie leads the party of winkies, which itself is supported and voted for by other winkies...Alan Jones must have been a busy man.
You had me sucked in. I thought, yay, JB is really an undercover RWNJ leading us all to the salvation offered by the Spud.
But then you used the word "posit".
No way fellow xenophobic winkie-woke conspirators would use such a word. We dunno what it means. We don't want to, either - sounds like something a tertiary taught tosser might use. Heaven forfend we sound like one of them!
Unless it's a hip new short version of "deposit", something I'd associate with winkies.
Oh, fuck - where did "forfend" come from?
I throw myself on the mercy of the Spudillators...
(That really would mean I'd be fucked, then. Nooooooo!)
You make as much sense as Janet Albrechtson, at least!
Personally I'd prefer a tough beat on the cop but our territory produced and exonerated Constable Zachary Rolfe so I'm biased. And scared.
Aint AI grand? Great photo.
I had the same problem as your Dutton syndrome, I took a Bex powder and had a nice cup of tea, I was good as gold thereafter, however the Abbott ailment, an offshoot of the Howard disorder, still lingers to this day.
I was flabbergasted, when I heard that Mr Alan,"I'm flabbergasted"Jones, had been winkying.
My daughter's first word was "dutton". We decided she meant curtain, which took a bit of the edge off the notion of having a two-syllable prodigy on our hands. But maybe she's a Cassandra?
Nice work with the Die Weltalter reference.
I run a broad church.
With choir of angelic cherubs.