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A tale of love and companionship that crossed the boundaries of nature.
Dateline: Gold Coast, Australia. Steven Miles, placeholder-in-chief of the Queensland government has apologised to voters after a televised reunion went…
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Another word is 'distracting'.
As massive as the unhappy camperness of the Seven Network’s horrible bosses will be with this week’s five-alarm dumpster fire in the Federal Court…
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We coulda been Stuttgart!
There are few things as enjoyable in life as a really enormous cock up, provided, of course, that you are not the one being blamed for upping all those…
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Punishment schedule for billionaire offenders.
My friends, it's time for real talk. This billionaire crime spree cannot go on. For too long now, the ultra-rich have been getting away with murder by…
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Mmm. Chocolate Mousse Royale
Peter Dutton going full Oprah is very Nathan For You. Allow me to unpack this memefest for anyone whose head just went boing! Having worked very hard to…
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Work from home, as a dinky-di Chinese spy!
We’re switching it up a little today with a lucky dip of topics because… well, it's my column and I can.
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Clean up on aisle 5.
We shall borrow from Oscar Wilde in contemplating the fall of Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci from the top shelf at S.P.E.C.T.R.E. (the Secretive…
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Alien Sideboob
Alien Sideboob
The column they wouldn't let me write for you.

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