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I remembered a favourite misremembered quote today, William Goldman's famous line about Hollywood.
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Minutes of the Four Horsemen Corporation’s Quarterly Planning Meeting
Date: June 20, 2025
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A Ponzi scheme for used periscopes.
Let us now gather to commit the body of AUKUS to the deep, and offer a solemn "bugger me" for the slow, groaning death of Scott Morrison’s last great…
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My apologies, Mr Premier
An open letter to David Crisafulli
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The Beast
No one would have believed, in the increasingly stupid years of the 21st century, that I would open my daily scroll of doom to learn that James…
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Choosing what you want.
Sometimes these things are easy to write.
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The Decline and Fall of the House of Walmarticus
(A little programming note.
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