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Election guessing, wish fulfilment and JB’s feelsI had an invite the other day to what should be a really kickin’ party, election night in Sydney, with a hard-hitting crew of top shelf degenera…
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Flopdick empire.I think Margaret Simons is getting ahead of herself pre-calling out News Corp’s impotence in this Ninefax essay. All media outlets are guilty at…
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He was so friendly at first. A warm smile, a generous wave. Take any table you want. We were out early, looking for breakfast in Melbourne, having hit…
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On the road.I’m travelling today - in beautiful Dickensian Melbourne and there ain’t no way your boy is getting four or five hours of writing time, so I’ll …
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Lets not give Chris Uhlmann a freebieFinally, a shit show that wasn’t Morrison’s fault. He’s proven himself incapable of holding a hose, ordering vaccines, or cock-blocking Xi Jinpi…
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Election shocker: Donald Duck pantsless shower scene scandal.You're probably a very intelligent person, but you feel like you live in a breathtakingly stupid world. Yes? And during elections the stupid pil…
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Thirty-five airfields is a whole lotta airfields to build when you’re the Solomon Islands and you’ve only got half a dozen planes to fly out of them. It…
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Ms Rona isn’t known for doing anybody a solid, but she might’ve slipped Albo a free one after he did himself no favours forgetting to rememberize his…
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TumbleweedsIf there’s one thing we can be grateful for in this week’s festival of the democracy sausage, it’s clarification that the Prime Minister is very…
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Top Ten Stupid Gotcha Questions for Journo's on the Campaign Trail.Colleagues, we all know the jernalisms aren’t getting any easier, so I’ve compiled this useful guide for lazier hacks to make it easier. Should …
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We are all waiting on this man. We are always waiting on this man. There is a too taut, apprehensive ill temper to everything as we tarry at his…
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Perhaps by the time you read this, Scott Morrison will have taken a drive out to Yarralumla. He’s had his Zelensky moment in Parliament, pissed away…
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