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The map of days.
It’s a hell of a thing, knowing your skin wants to kill you. Run a thousand miles, and the killer isn’t just with you at the end. He’s all over you. He…
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A tale of love and companionship that crossed the boundaries of nature.
Dateline: Gold Coast, Australia. Steven Miles, placeholder-in-chief of the Queensland government has apologised to voters after a televised reunion went…
Apr 12
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Another word is 'distracting'.
As massive as the unhappy camperness of the Seven Network’s horrible bosses will be with this week’s five-alarm dumpster fire in the Federal Court…
Apr 5
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March 2024
We coulda been Stuttgart!
There are few things as enjoyable in life as a really enormous cock up, provided, of course, that you are not the one being blamed for upping all those…
Mar 21
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John Birmingham
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Punishment schedule for billionaire offenders.
My friends, it's time for real talk. This billionaire crime spree cannot go on. For too long now, the ultra-rich have been getting away with murder by…
Mar 15
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John Birmingham
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Mmm. Chocolate Mousse Royale
Peter Dutton going full Oprah is very Nathan For You. Allow me to unpack this memefest for anyone whose head just went boing! Having worked very hard to…
Mar 8
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Work from home, as a dinky-di Chinese spy!
We’re switching it up a little today with a lucky dip of topics because… well, it's my column and I can.
Mar 1
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John Birmingham
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February 2024
Clean up on aisle 5.
We shall borrow from Oscar Wilde in contemplating the fall of Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci from the top shelf at S.P.E.C.T.R.E. (the Secretive…
Feb 23
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John Birmingham
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A few quiet words about Barnaby.
I had a long and genuinely fascinating conversation with Barnaby Joyce once. It was an interview, probably for some weekend feature at the Herald or the…
Feb 15
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John Birmingham
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Memorandum of Compliance for Top Rating Popular Interview Between His Excellency Vladimir Putin and Comrade of the First Rank Tucker Carlson
This Memorandum of Compliance ("Memorandum") is entered into on this date, by and between the Office of His Excellency Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin…
Feb 9
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What if they had a Culture War and Tay Tay didn't turn up?
I am sorry to inform you that there is no war between Taylor Swift and Donald Trump. This makes me sad because T/Swift is Rome at the height of her…
Feb 2
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What if they had a Culture War and Tay Tay didn't turn up?
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January 2024
With One Convulsive Leap, He Was Free!
Many years ago, decades, to be honest, I had an old writing tutor at Uni. Harry Garlic was his name, for real. I don’t remember much of the class beyond…
Jan 26
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