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The place where dreams go to die
Why is Albo spending hundreds of billions of dollars on nuclear-powered submarines? Because in the next couple of years, the Chinese domestic ma…
John Birmingham
Mar 17
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Mortality.
There is a certain part of all of us that lives outside of time. Milan Kundera wrote that at the start of Immortality, and the Kunderminator is a better…
John Birmingham
Mar 10
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A message from your betters.
Some personal news. Yes, I am the holder of the mystery superannuation account containing $544 million. In an EXCLUSIVE for this website, I can reveal…
John Birmingham
Mar 2
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ASB Reading Club: Fairy Tale, by Stephen King.
So, what did you do with your pandemic? Bake some sourdough? Sort out your sock drawer? I resolved at the very start that I would learn the tonf…
John Birmingham
Mar 1
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February 2023
Fear, loathing and deranged bullsh!t
I remember when political correctness was a joke of the Left. It was the 1980s, and it wasn’t even called political correctness yet. The contemporary…
John Birmingham
Feb 24
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A nightmare, unevenly distributed.
It’s nobody’s fault. It’s everyone’s fault. But the critical point here is that Reserve Bank governor Philip Lowe doesn’t get stuck with the blame for…
John Birmingham
Feb 17
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Nothing in the vibe
In a week when a US cinema chain floated the idea of charging more for seats in the middle of the theatre, I did ponder the best price for the b…
John Birmingham
Feb 10
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Not today Robot Satan
About six or seven years ago, after a falling out with my local publishing company, I found myself caught in a financial trap so severe that I was…
John Birmingham
Feb 3
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January 2023
It’s not really Australia Day anymore. It’s F*** You Day.
I ruined the last Australia Day BBQ I was invited to. It was some time ago. A suburban numptydad was foolish enough to express his naively-held opinion…
John Birmingham
Jan 27
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Heart to Heart: Navigating the Journey of Love with Alien Sideb00b’s Advice to the Lovelorn. Jacinda Ardern edition.
Dear Heart to Heart, I am writing to you in desperation, seeking advice on how to handle my feelings about a woman Prime Minister of New Zealand with…
John Birmingham
Jan 20
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The Splendid and the Vile
The Sideb00b Reading Club.
John Birmingham
Jan 18
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So you've decided to dress up as a Nazi.
Congratulations on taking this pamphlet, and double-plus congratulations on reading it! You are indeed the one per cent of the one per cent…
John Birmingham
Jan 13
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