So said one of the 21st century's greatest thinkers. Me. Prudence. I believe my lifelong fascination with my own ever-so-smart opinions began when I wo…
You are my favourites.Hi everyone. No long essays or sweary rants this arvo. I just wanted to ask you a simple question about last week’s facebook essay. Should I do …
Atham-Lebbe Farsith, a waiter in a one-room curry house in Ampara did not understand why the customer was So Fucking Angry. All of the customers were a…
Waaaait for it...There'll be a delay in ASB cos I thought I'd write a nice ranty column about Facebook, but it turned into an essay, and may yet become a thesis … Could…
There’s an eight hundred pound gorilla sitting in the corner of the room where Scott Morrison cut his nuclear submarine deal. It’s an orange gorilla in…
Five warning signs that your so-called ‘strategic partner’ is a bad match.
Bit dodgy innit wot, Phil?When Mr Plod goes looking for suspects in the matter of this or that instance of dodgy shenanigans, one of the first things he might ask himself…
Rupert Murdoch loves making money. Rupert Murdoch hates paying tax. That’s all you need to know if you’re trying to unpack those reports that the Murdo…
If you’re looking to get a bet on to pick the date of the next federal election, put your money on it being earlier rather than later. Because nothing …
Joshy died with my felafel in his hand. We found him on a bean bag floating in the pool out the back of the Lodge, half of my felafel halfway down his …
The graveyard of empires is not all razor-backed mountains and howling wasteland. There are hidden gardens and lush valleys between the arid Afghan hei…
All bullshitters are liars, but very few liars are bullshitters. In Scott Morrisson it’s possible we find a rare, possibly unique example of a perverse…