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How Your Column Gets Written. The Very Special Christmas Edition.

Sad trombone for a fallen parrot.

Not a matter of national importance

Won’t somebody please think of the ocean-going billionaires?

Dangerous things, words.

The return of scarcity

On the road

The one world tree of extreme masculine douchebaggery.

Huffing on the methane bong.

"I do not think, I know."

Waaait for it... again.

Dear Prudence...

You are my favourites.

Kill all you see.

Waaaait for it...

The Return of the Orange God King

Scott Morrison. Bad Boyfriend.

Bit dodgy innit wot, Phil?

Masters of a universe of bullsh!t

Bring out your dead.

SloMo's share house.

In the valley of Ana Kalay

Is SloMo a liar or a bullshitter?

Centrelink orders jobkeeper recipients to pay back $32m - mostly to pay for Gerry Harvey.

Sky News takes a dump on the carpet. Tries to hide turd under a throw rug.

Swallow a hard reality pill on zombie ‘deaths’

Lockdown, mortality, and imaging artefacts. (Updater).

Lockdown, mortality and imaging artefacts

Defamation not such a sweet little honey pot no mo’.

The MVP of arseing everything up.

Holy crap this Jack Waterford beat down of Morrison is epic.

Waiting for Godot's vaccine shipment

Militarise everything.

Bonerby rides again.

The delicious snuggie of self regard. (Updated)

A little touch of racism, and sepsis.

Tastes like chicken.

Or maybe Tuesday.

ASB rescheduled to Monday

Jab Day

A metric shit ton of scurrilicious pork pies

Clotty's little ladies of Vegemiteland

The Tao of Pooh.

A little schedule shuffle.

The Pez Dispenser

Clotty's terrible stand up routine.

Glad to be gone, and happy to be here with you

The Empty Smirk

The incel group chat of eccentric furniture polishing fetishists is panicking.

BREAKING: Concerned Billionaires call on government to show mercy to billionaires.

Gender-woke squish-cucks assemble!

This cannot stand.

Morrison is lying...

Time line of a cover up.

Game Stop: The Massive Redistribution of Money from Some Rich People to Some Other Rich People

A good year for Slytherin.

Not the heralds of power.

Juju Shamen