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The best worst Christmas ever.

Reasons to be cheerful.

Storytime

The failure of figure-hugging future-skivvies.

Yes, I'm back. Get used to it.

Don't say I never do nuthin for ya.

Filling in the hollow spaces.

What Rough Beast

A fairytale of the future.

Game over.

Nice one, Albo.

Lessons from the All You Can Eat Tandoori Buffet

Will it matter when the last newspaper dies?

Reality is a fungible token.

It was the best of timing, it was the blurst of timing.

My Substack Summer

A STATEMENT ON THE ELECTION DEBATE: The Hollow Lies of the Mortal Pretenders vs. President Cthulhu's Dreadful, Tremendous, Irrevocable Plan for Action

Shorten sweet.

The Balance Model

Going tharn...

A walk in the dark forest.

The Big Six-Oh-My-God.

Hysterical Males

This is my brain on current events.

I'm voting for Cthulhu again!

Thirty years does not just pass. It reaps.

Fear and writing.

Good news from the Department of Shutting the F--- Up.

An unprecedented and highly excitable proposal!

The Gates of the Kingdom.

Failure is the point.

Existential Having

Leave me with my pain.

Exit Interview with Shame

Trusting the process

Modern Loneliness

The lonesome road.

The map of days.

A tale of love and companionship that crossed the boundaries of nature.

Another word is 'distracting'.

We coulda been Stuttgart!

Punishment schedule for billionaire offenders.

Mmm. Chocolate Mousse Royale

Work from home, as a dinky-di Chinese spy!

Clean up on aisle 5.

A few quiet words about Barnaby.

Memorandum of Compliance for Top Rating Popular Interview Between His Excellency Vladimir Putin and Comrade of the First Rank Tucker Carlson

What if they had a Culture War and Tay Tay didn't turn up?

With One Convulsive Leap, He Was Free!

Sympathy for the Devil's supermarket.

The Pirate King.

"No Mistah Bond, I expect you to dive!"

Boob back Monday